Total Medals Earned: 361 (From 63 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,520 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (110/110 points)
Complete the damn tutorial!
Annoy a skull
Pigeons are little bags of shit with wings
Find the minotaur
Find the useless hot-spot
Have an epic breakfast
Medals Earned: 4/10 (125/500 points)
Cleaned the Toilet
Unlocked the Safe
Stopped Laying Around
Left the Bedroom
Unlocked the Garage
Played Beautiful Music
Escaped the Estate
Escaped the Estate in 10 Minutes
Revisited the Basement
Escaped the Estate in 5 Minutes
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/265 points)
Reach a score of 10,000
Lose on the first round
Reach a score of 25,000
Achieve a perfect round
Hit 2 birds with 1 shot
Complete the first 3 rounds without missing a shot
Reach a score of 100,000
Medals Earned: 10/18 (380/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
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Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Get a total of 101 fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 13/18 (300/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Trap the squirrel
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 20/30 (115/190 points)
Get crushed
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Get cut
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Race the wolf... and lose
Rescue Gretel
Step on the trap
Slay the beast
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/65 points)
'sup folks?
This seems like the perfect place to... nobody's watching, right?
Way too cozy!
Zzzzzz
Whoops!
The man speaks to the people.
Medals Earned: 9/19 (270/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
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